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“I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore me for telling you lies.” - Pietro Aretino

My name is Linda, and I'll be turning 21 in a few months. I love video games, Honey Nut Chex Mix, Sierra Mist, and morally ambiguous characters. I'm a member of quite a few fandoms, and I pretty much just reblog whatever catches my eye.

I'm blunt and I don't always think before I type, but I'm usually not trying to be rude. Keep that in mind.

My favourite people are linked below. Don't feel bad if you're not on the list because six is too many for me to handle.

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davespritebudgie: penotbutter: a-great-big-bloody-lie: dudeinasuit: manafromheaven: biteythevillain: baddragonborn: penotbutter: Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a bird. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a bird would never just walk into something like a ribcage. They’ll rarely walk directly into water. But say that your idiotic theory is correct. Say it did actually walk into it. That animal still probably died. Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that bird was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel? And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being. I WAS WAITING FOR THIS. pEES OMG YES -laughing and stops to wheeze and laughs some more- OH MY HOLY SHIT IS THIS PERSON FUCKING SERIOUS? IT’S A VIDEO GAME. IT’S NOT LIKE VALVE IS GOING OUT AND TELLING PEOPLE THAT EVERYONE SHOULD SEW PET BIRDS INTO PEOPLE.THIS IS ALMOST AS BAD AS GOING AFTER MARIO BECAUSE HE WEARS A TANUKI SUIT. BECAUSE APPARENTLY THAT “SUPPORTS FUR”. </all caps> Call me a disgusting and horrible person, but Archemedes being trapped in Scout makes me laugh each time I see it because it is an animation. Not real. Not based off of real life events. An Animation based off of fictional events in which a guy’s head can survive being attached to it’s body (and is in the fridge) and yes, where birds can survive being put into a human’s chest cavity. Also, the fact that you don’t make a point to say that if a bird was trapped inside a human’s chest cavity that the human being along with the bird would also surely die tells me somewhat of your value for human lives. oh dear god somebody took this seriously again SDFGHJKKJHGFD hOW HIGH DO YOU EVEN HAVE TO BE TO TAKE THIS POST SERIOUSLY OMG did u miss the whole incident with the chocolate bird or  AHJVGHJFCJSF this fandom dsjhabkjvf
1597 notes // reblogged from banished--quasiroyal (originally penotbutter)
tagged: #This will never not be funny. #Never.

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    Also, by all means, begin your argument with “listen here cum-slut”. Oh yeah, that is awesome. Stay classy~
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    never change, tumblr
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    I thought this was someone dying under an MRI scan woops
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    did you really take that seriously.. oh goodness tumblr
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    WHAT FUCKING GAME IS THIS I NEED IT
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    he owes meee 5 million dollars o A o
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    that’s the Heavy you imbecile also i will never get tired of trolling omfg brilliant.
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    afnds the fucking internet is great
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    goodness gracious it must be mah birthday!
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    That’s it, everyone stop blogging, you will never do better than this post. Go home.
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